The Warrior's Planner

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built The Warrior's Planner — the planner that offers an alternative perspective on your day ...and that's exactly why you should try it. Admit it. You've done this. Sunday. 10:47 PM. You open Notion. Or Todoist. Or Google Calendar. You arrange tasks by time. Balance work and exercise. Squeeze in "30 minutes of reading" between a Zoom call and lunch. Add "meditation" — even though the last time you actually meditated was somewhere between your second vaccine shot and the start of a new Netflix season. You look at the resulting schedule with quiet pride. This is it. Control. Order. I'm finally going to live the right way. And then Monday arrives. By 10:17 AM, the plan is dead. You're on your third coffee. The meeting ran long. "30 minutes of reading" turned into 30 minutes of scrolling Reddit — that's basically the same thing, right? Sound familiar? Don Juan saw the world differently In Carlos Castaneda's books, an old Indian